If you do make it to work today, and you should fall asleep behind your desk ....USE 1 OF THESE EXCUSES....IT WORKS!!!
15. They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.
14. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in the last time-management course you sent me to.
13. Whew! Guess I left the top off of the Liquid Paper.
12. I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
11. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.
10. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
9. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating against people who practice yoga?
8. I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) that I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me go to.
7. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
6. The coffee machine is broken...
5. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
4. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
3. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic.
2. I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up a contact lens without my hands.
1. Amen.....I was praying...
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