Sunday, December 23, 2012

Smart interpreter

The Mafia were looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting.'

Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for the job of collecting weekly from the businesses.

In his first week, the deaf collector picks up more than $80,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep some of the money for himself, & stashes it in a safe place.

The Mafia boss soon realizes the collection is short and sends some of his thugs after the deaf collector. The thugs drag the guy to an interpreter.

The right-hand man says to the interpreter, "Ask him where is the REST of the money."

The interpreter signs, "Where's the MONEY?"

The deaf collector signs,
"I don't know what you're talking about!!!!!!!"

The interpreter tells the main man, "He says he DOESN'T know what you're talking about."

The main man pulls out a .38 and places it in the ear of the deaf collector.

"NOW ask him again!!!!!!!!! Where is the rest of the money?"

The interpreter signs, "Where is the MONEY?"

The deaf collector terrified for his life signs, "The $40,000 is in a tree stump in Central Park just east of the big fountain."

The interpreter's eyes light up........... Then says to the right-hand man, "He still doesn't know what you're talking about, and he doesn't think....

you have the guts to pull the trigger!"

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