A taxi passenger, touched the driver on the shoulder to ask something and the driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath and stopped few centimeters from a shop!
The driver said: "Don't ever do that again, you scared me!!"
The passenger apologized and said: "I didn't realize a little touch would scare you so much."
Driver replied: "Sorry, it's not your fault, its my 1st day as a Cab driver. I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for last 40 years.
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