Sunday, July 10, 2016

A Politician Dies And Goes To Heaven. But What Awaits Him Is A Total Stunner

While walking down the street one day, a presidential candidate is tragically hit by a car and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

“Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high-ranking official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

“No problem, just let me in,” says the politician.

“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from the higher-ups. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”

“Really? I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the politician.

“I’m sorry, but we have our rules.”

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse, and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had getting rich at the expense of the people. They then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest Champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy and who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.

They are all having such a good time that before the politician realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. “Now it’s time to visit heaven ...”

So, 24 hours pass with the politician joining a group of contented souls, moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

“Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”

The politician reflects for a minute, then he answers: “Well, I would never have said it before — I mean heaven has been delightful — but I think I would be better off in hell.”

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell ...

Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

“I don’t understand,” stammers the politician. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank Champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?”

The devil smiles at him and says,

“Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you voted.”

Friday, May 27, 2016

Benarkah Konsumsi Daging Kambing Membuat Tensi Darah Naik...?

Judul Penelitian: 
Benarkah Konsumsi Daging Kambing Membuat Tensi Darah Naik...?
Uji coba dilakukan pada 2 napi dengan posisi sel berhadapan.

Pada hari ke-1 Napi A diberi menu Gule Kambing dan Napi B diberi menu Tempe Bacem.

Di hari ke-2 Napi A diberi menu Tongseng Kambing dan Napi B diberi Tempe Goreng.

Pada hari ke-3 Napi A diberi menu Sate Kambing 50 tusuk, dan Napi B diberi Tempe Balado 2 potong.

Braaak..krompyang....!!!!!, Napi B membanting piring nasinya hingga pecah berantakan sambil marah-marah..... Tempe lagi .... tempe lagi ..... !

Akhirnya kepala riset mengambil kesimpulan bahwa ternyata tempe lebih cepat memicu kenaikan tekanan darah / tensi darah dibandingkan dg daging kambing

Thursday, December 31, 2015

Steve Jobs and Bill Gates

Bill Gates: “So, how’s heaven, Steve?”
Steve Jobs: “Great ! It just doesn’t have any wall or fence.”
Bill Gates: “So…?”
Steve Jobs: “So, we don’t need any Windows and Gates. I’m sorry, Bill, I didn’t mean to offend you.”
Bill Gates: “It’s ok Steve, but I heard a rumor.”
Steve Jobs: “Oh, what rumor?”
Bill Gates: “That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no Jobs in heaven.”
Steve Jobs : “Oh no, definitely there are, but only no-pay Jobs. Therefore definitely no Bill in heaven as everything will be provided free….”

Thursday, November 12, 2015


Saat ini sedang ramai diperbincangkan di sosial media soal warung makanan yang menggunakan penglaris Jin. Dan diberikan tips bagaimana caranya membedakan warung makan yang menggunakan penglaris Jin dan yang tidak.

Tapi sayangnya kita sendiri lupa untuk berpikir apakah sesungguhnya tanpa sadar kita juga ditempeli oleh Jin tertentu?

Dan sampai saat ini belum ada artikel yang membahas soal itu.

Nah mungkin sebaiknya kita juga perlu mengetahui bagaimana caranya agar kita tahu apakah kita ketempelan Jin atau tidak, dan Jin jenis apa yang telah menempel pada tubuh kita selama ini?

Berikut tipsnya:

1. Jika kamu berada di dalam rumah, berdirilah menghadap ke arah kiblat, dongak ke atas beberapa saat.

2. Pejam mata rapat2, baca doa sebisa kamu, dan niat dalam hati utk mengetahui jin apa yg ada di badan kamu. Tarik nafas perlahan-lahan, lalu lepaskan perlahan-lahan.sambil terus mengucapkan doa. 

3. Tundukkan kepala dan dengan perlahan buka kedua2 mata.

4. Lihatlah pada bagian pinggang ke bawah dibagian kiri atau kanan pinggang bawah.

5. Seandainya ada jin pada tubuh kamu, kamu bisa mengetahuinya sewaktu kamu membuka mata dengan cara mengetahui merk jin tersebut....apakah Lee, Levi's, Lois, Edwin, Lee Cooper, GA Blue, Wrangler dan sebagainya.

6. Teruskan membaca Istighfar sebanyak2nya. Jangan marah..
krn jika kamu marah2... itu tandanya kamu sudah bener-bener di tempelin Jin.

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Bible for Boys

*Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
*Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
*Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.”
*Girl: But I don’t love you.
*Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.”
*Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true?
*Boy: Matthew 12:34 “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of."
*Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest?
*Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."
*Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there.
*Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!”
*Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me?
*Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
*Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating.
*Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
*Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
*Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh."
*Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
*Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. "
*Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
*Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”
*Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this.
*Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy —think about such things."
*Girl: owwww I love you already
*Boy: Revelations 22:21 "Amen."