"Get this", said a guy to his friend, "last night, while I was down at the bar with you guys, a burglar broke into my house".
"Did he get anything", his friend asked?
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk again".
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