1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are classed as stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies … (you get the point).
9. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
10. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
11. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
12. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
13. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
14. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
15. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in
16. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
17. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
18. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
19. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
20. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
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