Cerita Lucu: 2015

Thursday, December 31, 2015

Steve Jobs and Bill Gates

Bill Gates: “So, how’s heaven, Steve?”
Steve Jobs: “Great ! It just doesn’t have any wall or fence.”
Bill Gates: “So…?”
Steve Jobs: “So, we don’t need any Windows and Gates. I’m sorry, Bill, I didn’t mean to offend you.”
Bill Gates: “It’s ok Steve, but I heard a rumor.”
Steve Jobs: “Oh, what rumor?”
Bill Gates: “That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no Jobs in heaven.”
Steve Jobs : “Oh no, definitely there are, but only no-pay Jobs. Therefore definitely no Bill in heaven as everything will be provided free….”

Thursday, November 12, 2015

CARA MENDETEKSI ADANYA JIN YANG MENEMPEL DI BADAN KAMU

Saat ini sedang ramai diperbincangkan di sosial media soal warung makanan yang menggunakan penglaris Jin. Dan diberikan tips bagaimana caranya membedakan warung makan yang menggunakan penglaris Jin dan yang tidak.

Tapi sayangnya kita sendiri lupa untuk berpikir apakah sesungguhnya tanpa sadar kita juga ditempeli oleh Jin tertentu?

Dan sampai saat ini belum ada artikel yang membahas soal itu.

Nah mungkin sebaiknya kita juga perlu mengetahui bagaimana caranya agar kita tahu apakah kita ketempelan Jin atau tidak, dan Jin jenis apa yang telah menempel pada tubuh kita selama ini?

Berikut tipsnya:

1. Jika kamu berada di dalam rumah, berdirilah menghadap ke arah kiblat, dongak ke atas beberapa saat.

2. Pejam mata rapat2, baca doa sebisa kamu, dan niat dalam hati utk mengetahui jin apa yg ada di badan kamu. Tarik nafas perlahan-lahan, lalu lepaskan perlahan-lahan.sambil terus mengucapkan doa.

3. Tundukkan kepala dan dengan perlahan buka kedua2 mata.

4. Lihatlah pada bagian pinggang ke bawah dibagian kiri atau kanan pinggang bawah.

5. Seandainya ada jin pada tubuh kamu, kamu bisa mengetahuinya sewaktu kamu membuka mata dengan cara mengetahui merk jin tersebut....apakah Lee, Levi's, Lois, Edwin, Lee Cooper, GA Blue, Wrangler dan sebagainya.

6. Teruskan membaca Istighfar sebanyak2nya. Jangan marah..
krn jika kamu marah2... itu tandanya kamu sudah bener-bener di tempelin Jin.

Saturday, August 22, 2015

This Japanese Doctors finally says the truth

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Bible for Boys

*Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
*Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
*Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.”
*Girl: But I don’t love you.
*Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.”
*Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true?
*Boy: Matthew 12:34 “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of."
*Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest?
*Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."
*Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there.
*Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!”
*Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me?
*Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
*Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating.
*Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
*Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
*Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh."
*Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
*Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. "
*Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
*Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”
*Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this.
*Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy —think about such things."
*Girl: owwww I love you already
*Boy: Revelations 22:21 "Amen."