꧁Pandemic laughter꧂

꧁• Never in my wildest dreams have I imagined myself entering a bank, wearing a mask, and asking for money.

꧁• Never thought my hands would one day consume more alcohol than my liver...ever!

꧁• Quarantine seems like a Netflix series: just when you think it's over, they release the next season.

꧁• I'm starting to like this mask thing. I went to the supermarket yesterday and two people that I owe money to didn't recognize me. 

꧁• Those complaining 2020 didn't have enough holidays, what now?!

꧁• I need to socially distance myself from my fridge; I tested positive for excess weight!

꧁• Could someone tell me if the second quarantine would be with the same family or we get to exchange?

꧁• I'm not planning on adding 2020 to my age. I didn't even use it!

꧁• We want to publicly apologize to the year 2019 for all the bad things we said about it. 

꧁• To all the ladies who were praying for their husbands to spend more time with them, how are you doing? 

꧁• My washing machine only accepts pajamas these days. I put in a pair of jeans and a message popped up: "Stay Home!" 😷