A pharmasist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?" he asked his assistant.
"He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives."
"You fucking idiot!" said the chemist, "You can't treat a cough with laxatives"
"Of course you can!" the assistant replied, "Look at him, he's too scared to cough now!"
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