Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Guy At Starbucks
10. "We ran out of coffee filters, so I'm using one of my old undershirts."
9. "Try our triple cappuccino -- It's a legal alternative to crack."
8. "Let me make sure that's not too hot."
7. "You know, I licked every one of these stirrers."
6. "One Decaf Venti Skim Latte -- 39 dollars."
5. "Sugar with that?"
4. "Grande Caramel Macchaito? Talk English!"
3. "If I catch any of you people going into a Dunkin' Donuts for coffee, I'll break your legs!"
2. "Some whipped cream for you... and some whipped cream for me."
1. "After work, I'm gonna pick up a hooker-uccino."
