Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

 
Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Question : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer : "Tea please"

Question : "Ceylon tea, Indian tea,Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honeybush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea"

Question : "How would you like it? Black or White?"
Answer : "White"

Question : "Milk or fresh cream?"
Answer : "With milk"

Question : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk?"
Answer : "With cow's milk please"

Question : "Freezeland cow or Africaner cow?"
Answer : "Umm... I'll just take it black"

Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"

Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer : "Cane sugar"

Question : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."

Question : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer : "Mineral water"

Question : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer : "I think I'll just die of thirst".....