FUNNY DEFINITIONS
ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both
ends and is now growing in the middle
BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye
CANNIBAL
Someone who is fed up with people
CHICKENS
The only creatures you eat before they
are born and after they are dead
COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out
EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation
GOSSIP
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage
HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage
INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper
MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better
RAISIN
Grape with a sunburn
SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time
TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction
TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today
YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed
WRINKLES
Something other people have You have character lines
