SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play.
LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..
TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
FATHER :
A banker provided by nature.
CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught.
BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!
POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence there after.
DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
