2. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
3. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
4. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
5. Classic: A book which people praises, but do not read.
6. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such away that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
9. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
10. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest, except that he got caught.
11. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
12. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
13. Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
14. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
15. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
16. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
18. Father: A banker provided by nature.
19. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
20. Love: Something You can't buy, but pay dearly for it
21. Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
22. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
(Alternate) Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband!
23. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
24. Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
25. Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
26. Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
27. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
28. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
29. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
30. Smile: A facial curve that can set a lot of things straight.
31. Tears: A hydraulic force which makes feminine waterpower to conquer over masculine will-power.
32. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
