We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
1- breasts are for looking at, that's why we do it. Don't try changing that..
2- learn to work the toilet seat. You are a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining when you leave it down.
3- Saturdays= sports. It is like the full moon. Let it be.
3.1- shopping is not a sport!
3.2-crying is blackmail.
3.3-yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to every question.
4- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
5- If you think you're fat, you probably are, don't ask us.
6- If it itches, it will be scratched, we do that.
7- If we ask what is wrong, and you say nothing, we will act like nothing is wrong, we know you are lying, but its just not worth the hassle.
8- When we go somewhere, anything you wear is fine, really!!
8.1- You have enough clothes.
8.2- You have to many shoes.
8.3 I am in shape, round is a shape.
9- Don't ask us what you are thinking about, unless you are prepared to talk about sex , sports or cars.
10- don't bother to debate these simple rules.
Thank you for reading this, yes i know i will have to sleep on the couch tonight. Did you know men enjoy sleeping on the couch, its like camping!
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