man". There are no statistic data about their population, you'll
inevitably and instantly recognize one when you see one.
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Someone asks Ah Beng why Lee Hsien Loong goes walking only in the evening but
not in the morning.
Ah Beng replies `Because he is PM not AM'
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Ah Beng buys a new mobile.
He sends a message to everyone in his Phone Book & says, 'My Mobile number has
changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Ah Beng : I am proud coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend:Really, what is he studying?
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
Doctor: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come
again.
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Ah Beng reports to police: 'Sir, all items are missing except the TV in my
house.'
Police: 'Why the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
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Ah Beng comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in school?
He is the one who erases his notes from the book when the teacher erases the
board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on the other.
So a man asks him why.
He replied that the weather forecast says that on one hand it would be cold and
on the other hand it might be hot.
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Ah Beng goes to the cinema alone and returns later with 17 other friends.
He had read a sign which said "Under 18 not allowed"
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Ah Beng was sititng in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and says 'Hello, how did you know I am here?'
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Ah Beng always sit on the lower level of double decker buses.
When asked why so, he says upstairs no driver.
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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella.'
