Sunday, September 22, 2019

Lost in translation


At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter
if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so
I could call her to make arrangements.

She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, "For sex sex, wan free
sex, for tonigh free."

I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!"

A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said,
"Don't get excited. What she said was: 466 136 4293!"
😅🤣😂