Good Morning...

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Nice One...

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a goddamn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tyres!!

So I called him a horse fucker. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

When I had run out of insults I finally said "I didn't give a shit how many tickets you write, my car is parked around the corner"

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Plastic surgery....before and after piks

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New age bullies

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Zombie

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Boss Sign

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later on after the meeting, he went home for lunch and was happy to find a small sign that read, "I'M THE BOSS". He took it back to the office and taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

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The Difference Between Dogs and Cats

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me ... They must be gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me ... I must be a god!

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