Antara Cinta dan Kentut

CINTA dan KENTUT tidak bisa ditahan, keduanya bisa menjadi lega bila terlaksana.
CINTA tertahan = Sengsara, KENTUT ditahan = Menderita

Kalau CINTA dan KENTUT keras bersuara, tentu perasaan kita lega.

CINTA terkesan malu-malu tapi mau, KENTUT bikin malu-maluin baunya.

CINTA tanpa rasa, bukan CINTA namanya, KENTUT tak berbau, bukan KENTUT namanya.

CINTA itu rapuh, KENTUT itu bau.

CINTA itu halus, KENTUT itu virus.

CINTA diam-diam membuat orang mabuk kepayang, KENTUT diam-diam membuat orang mabuk kepalang.

CINTA bagi kebanyakan orang muda, "Ahhh, CINTA monyet...!"
KENTUT didepan banyak orang, "Sialan, monyet lu...!"

CINTA dan KENTUT sama-sama sering dicari:
Kalau sudah CINTA: "Dimana engkau duhai kekasih?"
Kalo sudah KENTUT: "Siapa nih yang KENTUT? Hayoo, ngaku gak...?!!!"

CINTA berlebih membuat orang terbuai, KENTUT berlebih membuat orang terkulai.

CINTA menyatukan persepsi, KENTUT menyatukan emosi.

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Kisah Cinta Tukang Buah dan Tukang Sayur

Surat tukang buah yang patah hati:
Wajahmu memang MANGGIS, watakmu juga MELONkolis, tapi hatiku NANAS krn cemburu, SIRSAK napasku, hatiku ANGGUR lebur, ini adalah DELIMA dalam hidupku, memang SALAKku, jarang APEL malam Minggu. Ya Tuhan, Mohon BELIMBING-Mu, kalo memang perPISANGan ini baik untukku, SEMANGKA kau bahagia dengan yang lain.

TTD: SAWOnara.

Surat Balasan dari pacarnya yang ternyata tukang sayur:

Membalas KENTANG suratmu itu, BROKOLI sudah kubilang, jangan tiap dateng rambutmu slalu KUCAI, JAGUNGmu tidak pernah dicukur. Disuruh dateng malam minggu, ehh nongolnya LABU. Ditambah kondisi keuanganmu makin hari makin PARE, Kalo mau nelpon aja mesti ke WORTEL.CABE dehhhhhh!!!

TTD: KAILAN!!!

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How to determine

During a visit to a mental hospital, a medical student asked the Doctor, "How do u determine whether or not, a patient should be admitted?"

"Well",said the Doctor,"We fill a bathtub, then we give a teaspoon,a teacup & a bucket to the patient n ask him to empty the bathtub."

The student said,"Oh, a normal person wud use the bucket cz its bigger."

"No,"said the Doctor,"A n0rmal person wud pull the drain plug.Now, which bed do u want??" ;)

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The Periodic Table

A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl

Atomic weight:
Don't even dare to ask.

Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.
4. Feels uneasy when placed near a better atom

Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.

Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.

Occurrence:
Mostly found around you

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Be a programmer

A Boy Got Caught In Class Throwing Paper Airplanes.
Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write 5000 Times "I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class." And Submit It Tomorrow.

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

#Include
#Include
Void Main( )
{
Clrscr( );Int N;
For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ )
Printf("I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class");
Getch( );
}

Be A Programmer... ;->
Think Differently!

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Who said car names don't have a meaning?

BMW? Brings Me Women??

FIAT? Failure in Italian Automotive Technology:O

FORD? For Only Rough Drivers;;)

HYUNDAI? Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive=D

VOLVO? Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object:s

PORSCHE? Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything(n)

KIA? Kills In Accidents/:)

OPEL? Old People Enjoying Life#:-s ?

TOYOTA? The One You Only Trust, Always - :| don't believe that one?

GOLF/GTI? Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside\=D/

HONDA? Hung Over, Now Driving Away:|

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KOSA-KATA MONYET.....!!!

Monyet = Kong

Raja Monyet = King Kong

Rapat para Monyet = Kong Gres

Komplotan Monyet = Kong Kali Kong

Monyet Ngobrol = Kong Kow

Kerjasama Monyet = Kong Si

Pantat Monyet = Bo Kong

Monyet Kaya = Kong Lomerat

Monyet Banyak Duit = Cu Kong

Kota Tempat Kumpul monyet" = Hong Kong

Monyet Keras Kepala = Mo Kong

Biskuit Monyet = Kong Goan

Minta dukungan Monyet = So Kong
Yang ℓåģì serius baca ini = Sun Go Kong.....(Gak boleh marah yaaa..) =D

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