seven advantages of mother's milk

Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid-term. The last question, worth 70 points or none at all was:

"Name seven advantages of mother's milk."

The student in question had also partied the night before, and was hard put to think of 7 advantages.

He wrote:

1. It is a perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always available as needed.
4. It is always at the right temperature
5. It is inexpensive.
6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.

And then, the student was stuck.

Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test was rang, he wrote:

7. It comes in 2 beautiful containers.

He was the only student to ace the exam.

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A Chinese woman went for an interview

Interviewer :
Give me a sentence using the following words .... Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Black & Purple.

Chinese woman :
The phone Green, I Pink it up, and I say Yellow, Blue's that? White? Sorry wrong number, don't call us Black bcoz you're disturbing the Purple working here

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Good Morning...

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Nice One...

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a goddamn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tyres!!

So I called him a horse fucker. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

When I had run out of insults I finally said "I didn't give a shit how many tickets you write, my car is parked around the corner"

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Plastic surgery....before and after piks

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New age bullies

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Zombie

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