Paiman ditangkep pulisi mergo kasus tabrakan

Pulisi : "Yo' opo critané sampèk koen nabrak 50 uwong iku?"
Paiman : "Aku nyetir mobil kecepatan 100 km/jam. Pas nang pertelon moro2 rèm-é blong. Nèk ngiwo onok wong lanang loro, lha nèk nengen onok pésta kawinan. Cobak nèk bapak pilih nabrak sing endi?"
Pulisi : "Yo mesti mending ngiwo, korbané luwih thithik."
Paiman : "Persis!! Aku yo mikir ngono Pak."
Pulisi : "Trus lapo wong2 sing nang pésta kawinan sing kenèk tabrak?"
Paiman : "Lhaaa, iku masalahé. Aku wis milih wong lanang loro sing nang kiwo Eh...dèk-é mlayu nyabrang moro nang pésta kawinan......dadi tak banting stir nengen, nguber wong loro mau pak..."
Pulisi : "Guobloog...!!!" X_X

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Bahasa INGGRIS, Bahasa INDONESIA, dan Bahasa JAWA

Bahasa INGGRIS, Bahasa INDONESIA, dan Bahasa JAWA, mana yg paling Efektif?..:> .
Kata : JATUH
Kalo pake bhs indonesia, mau jatuh ke arah manapun tetap bunyinya JATUH.:(
Begitu jg jika pake bhs inggris, FALL.3-|
Coba kalo bahasa Jawa:
Jatuh ke belakang : GEBLAK
Jatuh dari atas : CIBLOK
Jatuh ke depan : NYUNGSEP
Jatuh terlempar : JUNGKEL
Jatuh krn tersandung : JLONGOP
Jatuh terus meluncur : NDLOSOR
Belum lagi jika dikaitkan dg kondisi jatuh nya:
Jatuh dari tempat tidur : NGGELUNDUNG
Jatuh cinta : TRESNO
Jatuh tertidur : KESIREP
Jatuh disertai kehilangan kesadaran SEMAPUT.
Jatuh enggak bangun-bangun : MATEK.
Jatuh tak sengaja : KEPLESET
Jatuh terguling-guling : KRINGKELAN.
Jatuh meluncur tanpa ada penahannya : MBROSOT
Jatuh meluncur dari mainan luncuran : PROSOTAN.
Jatuh miskin : MLARAT
Jatuh dr lantai 5 : MODAR :D=D=))
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The Nuns Story

Two nuns went out of the convent to sell cookies. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SL: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past half-hour?

SM: Yes, I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to have his way with us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is that we have to start walking faster.

SM: It is not working.

SL: Of course it is not working. The man did the only obvious thing to do. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow both of us.

So the man decided to go after Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried because Sister Logical has not yet arrived. Finally, Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell us what
happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man could not follow both of us, so he followed me.

SM: So, what happened? Please tell us.

SL: The only logical thing to happen. I started to run as fast as I could.

SM: So what happened?

SL: The only logical thing to happen. The man also started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And what else?

SL: The only logical thing to happen. He reached me.

SM: Oh, no! What did you do then?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister. What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down!