TEST YOUR VOCABULARY:

FILL IN THE BLANKS

1. BOO_S ???

2. _ _ NDOM ???

3. F_ _K ???

4. P_N_S ???

5. PU_S_ ???


ANSWERS:

1. BOOKS

2. RANDOM

3. FORK

4. PANTS

5. PULSE
 
Ok, No Cheating....how many did u get right?

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: MAY GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND!

Why Teacer Drinks...

A Letter to Husband

My Darling Husband,  

        Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead
of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.

You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
xoxo

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

Cute Animal

TAHAN EMOSI >=) Antara Penjual vs Pembeli

Pembeli: Bang, ada kue ijo?
Penjual: gak jual kue ijo

(Besoknya orang itu dateng lagi)
Pembeli: ada kue ijo bang?
Penjual: kagak ada!

(Besoknya orang itu dateng lagi)
Pembeli: kue ijo nya ada bang?
Penjual: kagak ada!!! Besok lo tanya kue ijo lagi, gw iket terus gw paku lo!

(Orang itu mikir sebentar,manggut2 terus pulang, tapi besoknya dateng lagi)
Pembeli: bang, ada tali?
Penjual: nah gitu dong nanya yg laen… tapi gw gak ada tali
Pembeli: ada paku bang?
Penjual: gak ada juga!
Pembeli: oh, syukurlah.. Bang, ada kue ijo?

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A very good explanation

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
to  a very attractive young woman.
 
  'You disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a
faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce!'
 
  The husband replied 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you
what happened.'
 
  'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed, 'But they'll be the last words you'll say to
me!'
 
  And the husband began: 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and
this young lady asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and
defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that
she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me she hadn't
eaten in three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up
the enchiladas I made for you last night - the ones you wouldn't eat because
you were afraid you'd put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in
minutes.
 
  'Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and, while she was
doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans you
have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you
don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister
gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also
donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use
because someone at work has the same pair.'
 
  The husband took a quick breath and continued, 'She was so grateful for my
understanding and help, as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with
tears in her eyes and said, 'Please . . . Do you have anything else that
your wife doesn't use?' !!

E-mail from Arab student to his dad

 
An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:

Dear Dad, 
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB, when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

Your son, Nasser

The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail
from his dad:

My dear loving son,
Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.

Love, your Dad