Antara BOS & SAYA •

» BOS : selalu benar....
• SAYA : selalu salah....
» Jiкa BOS tetap pada
Pεndapat nya
Itu konsisten...
• Jika SAYA demiкiaη ,
I†υ keras kepala.
» Jiкå BOS Berubah
Dua kali Pεndapat
Itu Fleksibel...
• Jiкå SAYA dεmiкiaη ,
Itυ Plin Plan...
» Jiкå BOS bεкεrja
Laмbat,
Itυ Teliti...
• Jiкå SAYA dεmiкiaη ,
Itυ βodoh...
» Jiкå BOS Bekerja cepat
Itu Terampil...
• Jiкå SAYA demikian ,
Itu Asal - asalan...
» Jiкå BOS Cepat Ambil kepu†usaη,,,
I†υ Berani
Ambil Resiko...
• Jiкå SAYA demikian ,
Itυ Gegabah...
» Jiкå BOS melanggar
Prosedur ,,,
Brati Inisiatif...
• Jiкå SAYA demikian ,
Itυ Tidaк †ahu
Atυraη...
» Jiкå BOS Nyata кaη :
"Mudah" Itυ βεrar†i
Öp†ȋмȋs...
• Jiкå SAYA demikian
мεnya†aкån :
"Mudah" Itυ Soк...
» Jiкå BOS Sering
Кeluar Кantor ,,,
Itυ Cari Peluang...
• Jiкå SAYA dεм̲ȋкȋάη ,
Itυ Cari - Cari
Кeseмpa†aη...
» Jiкå BOS Sering
Entertain , Itυ lobby
Cυs†omer...
• Jiкå SAYA demikiaη ,
Itυ Мenƍhambur kan
Aηƍƍaraη...
»  Jiкå BOS Serinƍ
Tidaк masuк ,
Itυ Кecape an Кerja  Keras...
•  Jiкå SAYA demiкian ,
Itu Malas...
» Jiкå BOS mengirim
Joкε ȋηȋ ke saya
βεrar†ȋ Peace...
• Jiкå SAYA Nekat
Nƍȋrim Joкε ini ke
BOS βerar†i
Rest ȋη Peace... :'( :)

Nb :
• bagi yg punya BOSS, ayoo coba" kirim. ke BOSS Ќαмϋ, iseng2 berhadiah ;)
• bagi yg jd BOSS....ampun BOSS :D cuma joke aja kok tp emg bener kok nyata'nya :p:D =D =)) ({})...

Shape

What Happened in Shonehenge

Orang Kudus

Mas parto pulang kebaktian dgn sukacita, ketika ditanya sama istrinya : mas,knp begitu gembira ? Mas parto : lha,gmn ga gembira...kita sekeluarga pasti masuk surga ! Tadi pdt berkata,hanya orang kudus yg berhak masuk surga ! Kita kan semua asli Kudus- Jawa Tengah X_X :) :D.

Lowongan Pekerjaan

Drakula Bego

Papa drakula lagi kesal.. Soalnya anaknya gak mau isep darah manusia.. Alasannya asem rasanya..
Semua manusia sdh dicoba..
Tua-muda, cewek-cowok, item-putih.
Semua di bilang asem rasanya..
Papa drakula penasaran, maka disuruh anaknya coba 1x lgi didepan bapaknya..
Tetapi baru gigi anaknya nancep, belum sempat sedot, telinga anak drakula dijewer..., dan ayah nya berkata: "isepnya di leher bego, bukan di Ketekkk..!!

Wedding Anniversary

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him